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(To the tune of “My Way” karaoke-style)
And now, the end is near,
And so I face my final buying.
My friend, I’ll say it clear,
The bounce will come, oh who am I fooling.
I’ve lived a life in greed.
And now it’s time to live in fear.
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Regrets, I’ve had a few;
Just like when I did not sell Petron
I sold, all that I owned
And bet it all, all on Omico.
I read technical charts;
And listened to my fund adviser
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I borrowed money from you
But through it all, when I would lose,
I ate lugaw or Lucky Me.
I faced it all, and I stood tall,
And did it my way.
I’ve loved, I’ve laughed, I’ve cried.
I’ve had too big a share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I will commit my suicide.
To think, I did all that;
And may I say – not in a bright way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
If prices dive, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feel;
And yes, the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way.
–original verses, written in the spirit of fun, by a financial planner friend who asks not to be identified.
Dyandyararandandan! Score: 100 shares in Omico