- Regine, deadma sa sariling wedding. (We doubt it.)
- Binoe, naiirita na raw kay Mariel. (No comment.)
- Aubrey, sukdulan ang kayabangan. (Aubrey who?)
- Eugene: Si Ai Ai lang ang reyna ko. (That's what friends are for.)
- Ate Vi, tatakbong Presidente sa susunod na eleksyon? (Me gano'n?)
- Sa napurnadang kasal nila ni Dolphy, Zsazsa: Wag na nating pag-usapan! Pero pinamanahan na raw ng ari-arian. (Let's drop this, for Pidol's sake.)
- Relasyon nina Kristeta at Ted Failon nabuking. (Are we falling for this?)
- Willie, nakababad sa dressing room ni Shalani. (Beauty by osmosis, why not?)
- Erik Santos, 3 taong walang dyowa; Piolo, mag-papastor na. (Uh, related ba 'to?)
By the Entertainment staff
MANILA, Philippines--time Friday we bumped into Excited Mole at the water cooler nook. EM's rush-hush news: "Basted yata si President."
Shocking! EM qualified the harsh statement: "They have disengaged. Seems the nonexclusive arrangement doesn't work at that level."
So P-Noy is getting another stylist? "Not necessarily," said EM. Hmm, interesting.
Ended too soon, perhaps, but it was good while it lasted, wasn't it? we asked. "Well," EM said, "Liz Uy has at least one endorsement deal coming up."
That is not an answer, we said, walking away. EM's parting shot: "She does have Boy Abunda as consultant for endorsements, doesn't she?"
She wants out
Glamour Girl is reportedly scared out of her wits. GG hooked up with Top Politico in spite of the raised brows in their respective circles.
It was not all that serious for GG, but TP wanted to take the relationship to the next level.
Now GG wants out. Is it too late? More intriguing, a spy wants to know: What happens now to GG's other regular date, Imported Hunk?
Potty-Mouth Cutie
Looks can be deceiving. At first glance, Cutie Singer seems as saintly as a seminarian. In reality, he has a potty mouth.
According to a stunned witness, CS once bumped into Former Manager by accident. Though they were in a public place, CS showered FM with expletives that could make a fish monger blush.
All FM could do was cry like a baby. The poor gay still carries a torch for CS.
Mommy-approved
She was in denial for the longest time, but Celebrity Mom has finally come to terms with Flamboyant Son's gender.
Among friends, CM fondly calls FS "my dalaga... the most beautiful among my children." Of course, FS gets embarrassed whenever CM makes a fuss, but he has always been his mom's favorite.
No time for love
Handsome Hunk broke up with Stylish Girlfriend for the most mundane of reasons. He confessed to pals that he hardly had time for her.
To think SG was totally supportive not only of HH's career but also of his myriad nonshow biz projects. SG gladly acted as secretary, e-mailing and faxing letters for HH's other ventures.
Perhaps HH wasn't looking for that kind of GF--not a girlfriend, but a girl Friday? Ouch.
Fanny's view
At the launch of his hair-care line Fanny Serrano Professionals, the celebrity stylist said he was surprised that some people made a big deal of star-client Sharon Cuneta's spiels about Aga Muhlach in the concert of AiAi de las Alas.
"It was a joke," Fanny related. "Before the show, Aga and [wife] Charlene Gonzalez dropped by Sharon's dressing room to greet her. They talked while I was doing Sharon's makeup."
After the concert, Aga and Sharon texted each other, Fanny said.
UN enlists Diether
Today, the UN World Food Program will recognize Pizza Hut's efforts in their programs for the conflict-affected children of Mindanao. The poster boy is Diether Ocampo, who founded and heads Kids Foundation.
UNWFP officials will announce their fundraising targets this year at Pizza Hut Megamall Ground Floor Bldg. B, 11 a.m.
Choirs at Star City
Nyoy Volate, Jovit Baldivino, Glaiza De Castro, Kyla and Luke Mejares are alternately featured as guest performers at the national finals of the MBC (Manila Broadcasting Company) National Choral Competition on Dec. 6-10 at the Star Theater, Star City complex, in Pasay City.
Love Radio's Nicole Hyala and Chris Tsuper will host the event, which brings together 44 choirs from all over the country. For details, call 832-6125 or visit http://manilabroadcasting.multiply.com.
It's a boy!
LOS ANGELES--John Travolta's wife Kelly Preston has given birth to a baby boy, the couple said Wednesday, adding that they were "ecstatic" about the new arrival, Benjamin. The birth on Tuesday comes nearly two years after their eldest child, Jett, died from a seizure. The newborn weighed in at 8 lbs, 3 oz. The couple have a 10-year-old daughter, Ella Bleu. AFP
Top of the tabloids
The top show biz stories in Inquirer tabloid Bandera last week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
- Ruffa Gutierrez hinimatay, 2 anak na-shock. (Si Annabelle kaya?)
- Sitti: Hindi ako tomboy. (Kami rin!)
Erich Gonzales: Gumaganda dahil sa bandanang itim. (Kami rin kaya?) - ABS CBN, butata na naman kay Willie Revillame. (Kayo naman. Uh, you think?)
- Gladys Reyes nanganak na, ayaw nang mabuntis. (Unilateral decision ba yan?)
- Regine Velasquez, Lea Salonga, Sharon Cuneta binalahura ni AiAi de las Alas; pati "big bird" ni Ogie Alcasid pinakialaman. (Baka Songbird.)
- Toni Gonzaga, Charlene Gonzales, napaplastikan sa 'The Buzz'? (Alam ba ni Boy?)
- Dahil sa shopping, Mommy Dionisia Pacquiao, galit na galit kay Jinky. (Galit lang siguro.)
- Kris, nag-iiyak sa Bangkok. (Speechless kami.)
- Mismong producer na ang umamin, concert ni Pokwang, nilangaw. (Daming witness.)
- Ang baho-baho ni Hayden Kho; Sharon laging mainit ang ulo. (Related stories ba 'to?)
- Katawan ni John Lloyd Cruz chubby pero delicious. (Amen.)
By the Entertainment staff
MANILA, Philippines--After being linked with female TV reporters, Top Politico got involved with Sexy Starlets.
SS1 was reportedly showered with hush money to keep mum about the love affair. Is this the reason that Rushes often sees her shopping in an upscale mall in Ortigas Center?
TP's younger ex-flame, SS2, is now married and has a child.
These days, TP seems back to eyeing media personalities, if rumors are to be believed.
An insider told Rushes that he wasn't really interested in newbie TV Reporter, though.
TP just asked for TR's name because he wasn't impressed with her question at a press conference, said a mole.
Rocky union
Could it be that the marriage of Drama Actress to Political Scion is on the rocks?
In her latest projects, DA engaged in some daring scenes that no happily married woman would do.
Could she have called it quits with PS, whose family life is troubled to say the least?
Refreshing change
A mole whispered to Rushes that the staff and stars of a TV show had an emergency meeting recently.
The production team was purportedly alarmed by criticisms that the show's New Addition seemed too anemic for comfort.
They need not fret.
NA is a refreshing change from the shrill and tactless cohosts of past shows.
Under investigation
Enemies insist that Top Executive's days are numbered.
TE is allegedly under investigation by home studio.
Rushes takes the report with a grain of salt because it emanated from the camp of TE's nemesis, Fearless Celebrity.
But then again Big Boss also told Rushes that a certain nameless officer's record is being scrutinized.
On the opposite side of the fence, the threat of closure is hanging over a relatively successful Film Company.
Is it because of the string of flops that FC has suffered of late?
GMA 7 fetes Pacquiao
Last Sunday, Manny Pacquiao shuttled between studios 6 and 7 of GMA Network for his production numbers in "Party Pilipinas" and to grace a thanksgiving-victory luncheon held in his honor.
The world's best pound-for-pound boxing king was the star of a special episode of "Party Pilipinas" and was feted in the luncheon for trouncing Mexican Antonio Margarito and winning his eighth championship belt.
On hand to welcome Pacquiao were his fellow Kapuso stars, members of the press, advertisers and GMA Network officers led by chairman-CEO Atty. Felipe L. Gozon and president-COO Gilberto R. Duavit, Jr.
Wrapping up the tribute for Pacquiao was the telecast of his homecoming concert at SM Mall of Asia in his Sunday show, "Show Me Da Manny."
Top of the talk shows
For those who missed last weekend's gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Sharon Cuneta on intrigues involving KC Concepcion:
"Inaapi 'yung anak ko. May sinungaling or may mga ganun na nakakarating sa amin ... 'Pag lumampas, uunahin ko 'yung pagka-nanay ko. Ina ako ng babaeng pinaggagagawan mo ng kalokohan. So mag-ingat ka lang." (Affffraid.)
Ejay Falcon on his alleged nude photos:
"Mas kakabahan ako kung mukha ko talaga ang nakikita. Pero hindi po e, naka-sideview siya and marami naman raw po akong kamukha." (Cool.)
Carla Abellana, asked if father Rey "PJ" Abellana was really against her relationship with Geoff Eigenmann:
"Not at all ... Hindi siya kontra kay Geoff. He's just against me having a boyfriend in general." (Is that better?)
Kim Chiu on her love life:
"Zero balance muna tayo diyan!"
with Gerry Plaza (Startalk, The Buzz, Showbiz Central)
MANILA, Philippines--Remember last Sunday's Fading Star? She has been having cash-flow problems of late--like most Pinoys.
FS reportedly pulled out hot-ticket items from an upscale boutique that she used to endorse ... and held a garage sale.
Bright idea. Except that FS sold the expensive items at P30 to P50 a pop. Quite obviously, business is not her calling.
Prima donna, reinvented
Pretty Singer has earned a nasty reputation. Mole says she is a prima donna who likes making people wait in her gigs. She has lost jobs because of this.
Then, she suddenly reinvented herself into a trouper. This is why PS is very visible on the boob tube these days. She wants promoters to know she's reliable ... and available.
Floating devices redux
Hard-Hitting Host is in a quandary. Seems HH is reluctant to accept home studio's current offer. Unhappy, HH started "floating" rumors of opportunities from rival networks, according to a colleague.
Concocting "piracy" rumors apparently worked for Controversial Host, who landed HH's old job.
Going downhill
Acclaimed Veteran had high hopes for new Media Company. AV thought MC was a viable alternative to the current scene, which is far from ideal.
Alas, AV found out that MC was offering more of the same dubious and disappointing fare from AV's previous studio.
To illustrate: AV noted that Notorious Manager is currently lording it over at the MC--having disturbingly strong influence over matters that go beyond talent management.
Spotted on the catwalk
Backstage at the Folded and Hung show during Fashion Week, Influential Gay was spotted being escorted, with queer VIP pals, to the best seats in the house so they'd have the best view of the scantily clad hunks on the ramp.
Unfortunately, one of the studs on the catwalk was IG's Former Ward. Their parting had been far from amicable.
Did sparks fly? Was there tension in the air? Nah. Too many biceps as distraction.
Top of the talk shows
For those who missed last weekend's gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Dennis Trillo on Jennylyn Mercado:
"Naa-appreciate ko na ganoon ang tingin niya sa akin, yung epekto ko sa kanya. Kaya sana nga huwag na siyang atakihin ng sakit niya, kasi medyo iba rin yung nararamdaman ko kapag nalalaman ko na nahihirapan siya. Kasi, siyempre, apektado ka rin kahit paano." (Here we go again.)
Aubrey Miles, asked if she had plotted the ouster of Michelle Madrigal and Jon Hall from Survivor Philippines:
"Siguro... oo, totoo, aaminin ko. Half siyempre, pero hindi naman ako ang nagsusulat sa ibang castaway kung sino ang iboboto nila. May sarili silang isip ... Nandun ako para maglaro, hindi para maging mabait or maging ganito. In my own way, siyempre ginawan ko ng paraan kasi silang dalawa, alliance na agad sila... so, dapat gumawa ka agad ng moves." (Parang show biz!)
John Lloyd Cruz on rumors he and Shaina Magdayao have separated:
"Huwag kayong mag-isip, huwag kayong mag-alala. Sobrang okay kami. Kung iisipin mo, paano pa sila nagkikita... to make it a point na hindi nawawala yung quality time? To tell you honestly, talagang we've never been happier. Super blessed kami." (No mention of Liz Uy? Honestly? Joke lang!)
P-Noy on Liz Uy:
"We have been spending some time together as long as our schedules would permit. But I guess at this point in time, that is the extent of it." (Parang show biz din, pero in straight English, ha!)
Shalani Soledad on her separation from P-Noy:
"Siguro, what I would like to say, whatever happened, I would like to keep it as private as we can, with all due respect to all the persons involved... Siyempre, hindi naman lahat ng nararamdaman natin, nakikita o nararamdaman ng ibang tao. Just like any other human being, nasasaktan din tayo, umiiyak din tayo." (She didn't reply to our SMS pleadings for a statement. Mas comfortable na siya sa on-cam!)
Rachel Ann Go, asked if John Prats is courting her:
"Tanungin ninyo na lang siya. Iyon lang ang masasabi ko talaga." (Hindi mo alam, promise?)
Pauleen Luna on her continuing rift with Cristine Reyes:
"I don't look at her [FB?] page. Ayoko na lang. Nakaka-bad vibes. I'm living my life na parang I don't see anything, I don't hear anything. Yun na lang." (Let's stop asking them na, waste of time.) With Gerry Plaza (Startalk, The Buzz, Showbiz Central)
By the Entertainment staff
MANILA, Philippines--As if fading Star didn't have enough financial problems!
FS sold prime property in an upscale village, at a bargain. Sensing a steal, Controversial Celebrity snapped it up.
CC developed the asset--then selling it at a much higher cost, made a killing.
If FS learns she made a very poor decision, a hissy fit would surely erupt.
His stalking heart
Just how did Handsome Hunk win the heart of Sexy Starlet? Persistence paid off.
SS was dumbfounded by HH's tracking skills. HH somehow found out where SS was, always. He followed her to shoots, even in the Visayas.
Who knew SS would give in to a stalker?
Mommy dearest
Celebrity Mom got the biggest surprise of her life when Fashionable Daughter gifted her with a designer dud worth millions of pesos.
FD is earning well, and thought of treating her mom to a rare luxury. A catty friend says CM would never buy that for herself; neither had she ever received such an expensive gift--especially not from her Macho Husband or her Rich Mother.
Comics for hire
According to the TV5 show "Juicy," a certain Popular Comic hires less-fortunate clowns to provide punch lines, at P500 and P1,000 a pop.
Seems ever-busy PC often runs out of material and needs to turn to struggling comedians for a recharge.
Nothing the matter there. That's common practice among successful stand-up comics in the US who have a battery of gag writers in their payroll.
But Rushes guessed PC's identity! First texter to get it, too, wins free load. Not!
Last to know
Pretty Personality had no idea that she was about to be axed from a High-Profile Project.
Bosses told her she no longer had a job only on her last day.
PP didn't even have time to pack her bags or bid her peers goodbye properly. Not to mention the audience?
News war heats up
ANC, the 24-hour all-news channel of ABS-CBN, will soon be squaring off with competition on two fronts.
Apart from GMA 7's QTV, which will be reformatted into a news network, TV5 is reportedly launching a 24-hour news channel on the UHF band, says a source.
The warrrrr is on.
Jackie's choice
Action superstar Jackie Chan reportedly picked Kim Chiu as possible partner from snapshots of different local actresses submitted by ABS-CBN's Star Magic.
Alas, Kim could not take on the project because of prior commitments, said Star Magic, which manages her. File under S, for sayang.
First time in PH
Coming to Manila for the first time and for a limited run--December 21 to January 4--at the SMX Convention Center is the Great American Circus.
It's 90-minutes of high-energy entertainment for kids and adults alike, showcasing internationally-acclaimed daredevils, aerialists, dancers and acrobatic artists. And side-splitting comedy, of course.
Cornell "Tuffy" Nicholas, producer and show maker, says, "The GAC will also pay tribute to the late, great American pop icon Michael Jackson with a performance by entertainer Michael Kiss, whose uncanny resemblance to MJ is nothing short of a thriller."
Take advantage of a 12-percent discount for tickets purchased with a Banco de Oro credit card from November 15 to December 15. A special family and friends package features one ticket free for every four purchased. Senior citizens will be given a 20 percent discount.
Ticket prices: Ringside, P1,750; VIP, P1,350; Gold, P750; Silver, P350.
Top of the tabloids
The top show biz stories in Inquirer tabloid Bandera last week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
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Kris Aquino bawal mag-Twitter at Facebook? (She will not be stopped, promise.)
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Kris: I pray sana magkaanak si P-Noy! (Pa'no kaya?)
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Jovit Baldivino: OK na ako sa hitsura ko! (Never say never.)
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Karen Davila imbyerna kay Korina Sanchez? (Ay, don't go there.)
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Bayad na ako kay Nina!--Nyoy Volante (Receipt, please.)
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Vilma Santos nanghihinayang kina Luis Manzano at Angel Locsin. (Move on na, Ate Vi.)
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Hindi raw totoo na nambababae siya, Dingdong Dantes: Mahal na mahal ko si Marian Rivera! (Okay lang.)
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Alessandra de Rossi mukha raw hindi naliligo. (Don't get physical naman.)
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Drew Arellano pinilit lumipat sa GMA si Iya Villania? (Why are we not ... concerned?)
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Jericho Rosales, Diether Ocampo hindi invited sa kasal nina Kristine Hermosa at Oyo Sotto. (Gusto ba nila um-attend?)
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Heart Evangelista ayaw patulan ang mga tsismosa. (Name names!)
E-mail us: entertainment@inquirer.com.ph
WASHINGTON-- Mark Twain dropped by Kennedy Center Tuesday night to honor Tina Fey with the nation's top humor prize that bears his name.
A mustached Alec Baldwin playing the American author said he thought he would be remembered for being a tender lover and was surprised to learn the prize honors top comics.
He said he was shocked to hear it was a woman who had won because "their brains aren't shaped right."
A hundred years after the author's death, the woman famous for her Emmy Award-winning impression of Sarah Palin on the TV comedy "Saturday Night Live," accepted the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. She thanked Palin for her success. AP
Fire damages Neil Young memorabilia
SAN CARLOS, California--A fire at a San Francisco Bay area warehouse early Tuesday damaged a vintage car and other memorabilia belonging to singer Neil Young, authorities said.
The 10,000-square-foot building in San Carlos contained only items belonging to Young and his family, including six vintage cars and paintings, said Belmont-San Carlos Fire Chief Doug Fry. AP
But is it MJ?
LOS ANGELES--The first single from a posthumous Michael Jackson album was released online Monday -- but was immediately clouded by questions over whether it was really the late star's voice.
Record label Epic Records issued a statement saying it was confident the album including the single, "Breaking News" was indeed Jackson singing, after fans and La Toya Jackson questioned its authenticity.
"We have complete confidence in the results of our extensive research as well as the accounts of those who were in the studio with Michael that the vocals on the new album are his own," said Epic, in a statement cited by James Bates, spokesman for Jackson's estate. AFP
By the Entertainment staff
MANILA, Philippines--Friends wonder why Insatiable Starlet couldn't seem to get over Former Boyfriend.
Although they parted ways ages ago, IS still pines for FB and drops everything whenever he so much as sends an insignificant text message.
IS explained to a confidante: FB is a conscientious, not to mention prodigious, lover. He's not exactly well-endowed, IS said, but he more than made up for that, when they were together, in terms of technique and stamina.
FB helped her reach the summit of pleasure, IS added, at least three times in one night.
She met her match in an Olympian hunk!
No wonder he's won all those women, in and out of Show Town.
Secret gay
The rumor is spreading like wild fire: Cute Hunk is a certified closet case.
CH, whose career fizzled after bolting home studio, allegedly surrounded himself with an all-gay barkada when he was in high school.
Nothing the matter with that.
Except, CH was leader of the pack-- a screaming, flaming queer who would put to shame any common parlorista when he was younger.
Now it makes sense why CH had a fling with Handsome Stud. CH dismissed that affair as an "experiment," caused by an inebriated state.
Alcohol was just CH's excuse.
Missing in action
Eagle-eyed observers are wondering why high-profile Kapamilya stars Sarah Geronimo and Kris Aquino are nowhere to be found in the much-hyped Christmas station ID.
Is it because Kris threw a tantrum and rejected "Deal or No Deal" as replacement for the failed "Pilipinas Win na Win" bid? (By the way, how does Kris feel kaya about Shalani Soledad entering the local game-show zone?)
Is it because Sarah Geronimo faltered big time on "Idol"?
Is it because Kris accepted a movie offer from GMA Films? (Hala!)
Is it because Sarah was rumored as another possible TV5 transferee? (Nakup.)
Then again, it could be just because they don't have major solo shows currently on air.
Official reason given was schedule conflict. (Usually unacceptable.)
Not in the ID, either, are Robin Padilla, Mariel Rodriguez, Diether Ocampo, Kristine Hermosa and Lorna Tolentino.
Separate lives
At least two sources insist that Power Couple have called it quits.
The female half allegedly refuses to live in the conjugal mansion and now stays in her own pad. No wonder she was raring to throw herself into her work. The male half purportedly prolonged his trips abroad and is romancing more than one girl on the side.
At least, he is chasing women and not men, as rumored before.
Sweet revenge
Sweet Celebrity was allegedly treated shabbily by Powerful Boyfriend's Officious Sibling, who made hurtful comments about her family and background. Worse, PB dumped SC in spite of her throughout a trying time.
SC, however, found the best revenge. Her career is blossoming with a new high-profile project, plus new allies that are just as rich and influential as OS and PB's family.
Hamming it up
MADRID--"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria trumped Lady Gaga's now infamous meat dress by sporting a tongue-in-cheek "Spanish ham dress" to host the MTV Europe Awards ceremony here on Sunday.
The glamorous Longoria, 35, who said before the event she planned to "pull off some way-out outfits," delivered. Just see photo. Agence France-Presse
By the Entertainment staff
Philippine Daily Inquirer
MANILA, Philippines--Willie Revillame was overheard bragging about a "big surprise" that he's pulling on Monday on his TV5 game show "Willing Willie." Something about a guest host. Show Biz Gossip's guess: Karen Davila, newly ex-ed "TV Patrol" (ABS-CBN) anchor. Rushes rushed to confirm, but she's been out of reach for days.
Speaking of "Willing Willie," SBG also heard Kapamilya staffers saying the show was no good ("pangit"). But isn't it the very likeness of "Wowowee"?
Spooking 'em
Playgirl Starlet is notorious for stalking cute guys, shamelessly showing up unannounced at the home of any boy she fancies.
PS was a regular in the house of Former Co-Star until the boy's wary guardians put a stop to the blossoming affair.
One night, PS knocked on the door of Controversial Singer, wanting to sleep in said condo unit. CS was quite spooked! He allowed PS to stay, but escaped to his parents' house nearby.
Bar none
Cute Stars of a major network are fast gaining a bad rep in the party circuit. They allegedly become rowdy when bar-hopping. Not a few bar owners have purportedly put them on the watch list--too much trouble when soused.
Two members of the barkada swiftly denied the rumor, insisting they were underage and could not even enter a bar.
No word from those boys in the group who are of legal age. Is that a tacit confirmation?
Venomous Vixen returns
Pretty Starlet is being shunned by peers because she has the nasty habit of bad-mouthing people--even her so-called friends.
PS was soon found out by one of her victims, Famous Star, who decided to avoid her like the plague hence. As luck would have it, FS became chummy with Beautiful Actress, much to the dismay of PS.
BA is now the favorite target of PS who is spreading all sorts of talk about the new pal of her former best frenemy.
Unlimited options
There's a raging rumor that Gorgeous Actress has become so disenchanted with men, she turned gay.
GA was allegedly burned by her tumultuous romance with Infamous Playboy.
Perhaps she's just bi-curious and exploring unlimited options? Or perhaps this intrigue was spread by Influential Insider who fancies GA, sour-graping after he failed to win her heart?
Blame the boylet
Beautiful Star allegedly left Former Manager because she was influenced by Latest Boyfriend. Quite understandably, FM is fuming.
Come to think of it, FM was never keen on LB. From day one, FM branded LB as "user-friendly." Now, LB is being blamed as the bad influence, when it's clear as day that it's a pragmatic career move on the part of BS.
Top of the tabloids
The top show-biz stories in Inquirer tabloid Bandera last week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
- Kaya raw nilayasan ng dating manager, KC Concepcion ang daming arte. (Define "arte"?)
- Wala po akong kaaway--KC. (New close friend, meron?)
- Piolo Pascual bad influence kay KC? (Ay, siya ba?)
- Ayaw daw maging kaibigan si Pauleen Luna, Cristine Reyes: Bakit pa, marami akong friends 'no! (Oo nga naman.)
- Cristine, echoserang frog. (So that's the new word for it!)
- Tili ng fans ni Marian Rivera kay Vivian Velez: Tumigil ka, hindi ka na sikat! (Parang totoo naman.)
- Katrina Halili gigil na gigil kina Vicki Belo at Hayden Kho. (We can guess why.)
- Hayden, Belo grabeng maglandian. (Please don't rub it in.)
- Sam Pinto inilayo ng GMA 7 kay Dingdong Dantes. (Hmmmm.)
- Bea Alonzo sipsip sa ABS, siniraan daw si Claudine Barretto? (Some people would consider that a career move.)
- Hindi ko ginagamit si Maricar Reyes!--Richard Poon. (Kami rin!)
- Derek Ramsay, mas type buntisin si Angelica Panganiban kaysa pakasalan? (Kayo naman.)
- Toni Gonzaga mas type makahalikan si John Lloyd Cruz kaysa kay Robin Padilla. (Bakit kaya?)
- Coco Martin: Wala akong time para ma-in love! (Problem?)
- Jovit Baldivino: Ayoko munang magka-girlfriend! (No problem!)







