By Veronica Uy
INQUIRER.net
Editor’s note: INQUIRER.net reporter Veronica Uy was one of the journalists who covered the Makati Standoff at The Peninsula Manila on Nov. 29. This blog entry was written tongue-in-cheek and is meant to share what she experienced on the field and her thoughts on the events that unfolded.
1. Don’t stage it from a five-star hotel. It has been done before and it failed miserably. Do it from where it will create a lot more impact. A television station, a military camp, and of course Malacañang are the best bets. Communist rebels still wage their revolution from among their professed constituents of the poor in the countryside. Does Senator Antonio Trillanes IV know who his are? The 11 million voters who voted for him? Come on!
2. Don’t do it before a long weekend. People have already made plans. They don’t need another diversion when they are busy living their own lives or simply eking out a living. And certainly don’t do it close to the holidays. Filipinos live for temporary escapes from life’s hardships. Don’t be a Grinch and rob us of these momentary illusions. Even the most sensational coup attempts waged during this time of year were simply that — attempts.
3. Don’t just wing it. This is not a stand-up comedy act. Manila Pen was a battle zone and lines were drawn and people could’ve gotten killed. You can’t just escape your armed escorts and proceed with the attitude, “Let’s see who’ll join me and we’ll take it from there.” Have a plan, man.
4. Don’t use spokesmen who would not — or could not — explain what the entire exercise is about. Speak plainly. For instance, say, “This is a revolution. We don’t recognize Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo as president of the republic. Join us and we’ll kick her out together.” None of the let-the-media-call-it-what-they-want crap. Heck, I wanted to call it a courtroom hearing escape that turned into a hotel takeover. And please, no wishy-washy we-were-in-the-area-by-chance excuse.
5. Do your homework. Erap getting kicked out of office does not count as an actual overthrow. It did not happen because of strong, massive protests against him. It happened because he was weak and soft. Remember, he stepped down. Marcos’ expulsion took a long, long, long time. It cost a lot of blood, sweat, and tears. And it took a lot of hard work like organizing, propaganda, alliance-building, and mobilizing.
6. Do know thyself. When the dust settled, Senator Panfilo Lacson gifted Senator Antonio Trillanes IV with Sun Tzu’s “Art of War.” How apt and fitting! Has the once-professional soldier become too much of a politician that he has forgotten this first basic rule of war?
7. Do know thy enemy. Again from the war master; because if the jailed senator and company didn’t know the strengths and weaknesses of their enemy, would they have started what they did in the first place? And then let it hang over their head like a wet rag dripping with mockery? What would have been better? A Faeldon-style escape for Trillanes and Brigadier General Danilo Lim should embarrass the government no end.
8. Do have balls. Be prepared to die. No one spoke it. The devil you dared was small fry. “We’re prepared for the long haul,” was what one of the spokesmen said. “I even brought clothes.” He got ready for a sleepover. Did you expect a tea party? Even the hotel kitchen closed down because the hotel staff also had to leave the hotel.
9. Do study history. The wages of revolution are death and destruction. The wages of the revolution against Marcos are still being paid now — a full generation hence — in death and destruction, in ways both subtle and not. Please address that. Because we won’t have an Erap or even a Gloria if we had done that.
10. Do not be crybabies. This is for all the protagonists in that Pen play — the mutinous soldiers, their leaders, and their supporters; the media; the government forces, their leaders, and their factotums. Notwithstanding the tear gas, to all of us, it was just, “Trabaho lang ito (All in a day’s work).” The only ones that had the right to cry were the hotel guests, who were unceremoniously evacuated from what should have been a restful holiday, and The Peninsula Manila, which pulled out of it four days later with what seemed like nary a scratch.
Epilogue:
Pen officials were in Tagaytay for a planning session when they were called back to handle the tragi-comedy that was unfolding in their hotel. At one point, the general manager, who was negotiating for the evacuation of the hotel guests with both Trillanes and Trillanes’ enemies, could only put up his hands in frustration at what was happening to his hotel.
At one time, the gorgeous hotel PR guy was “with all due respecting” a Magdalo official, gently arguing with him about the possibility that there and then Trillanes and company may be the villains. He could be right. A seventy-something woman whose hair was still in curlers was trying to keep her own panic in check, looking for a granddaughter who wanted to get back their deposit. A man on a wheelchair had to wait longer to get himself out of the hotel.
In the middle of all the chaos, the hotel’s general manager scolded a photographer who was standing on top of a chair in the lobby to get a better shot of Trillanes, who has come down from the mezzanine with a mob — a real bruising mob — of photographers, reporters, and cameramen with their soundmen and lightmen. “Get down from my chair. Get down from my chair. I am the general manager of this hotel.” At another, he was picking up a cigarette butt near the entrance to lobby, shaking his head with possibly this cartoon balloon over his head, “How can this be happening to me?”
Which is what I was feeling. I was pulled out of a rare one-day leave to cover the sorry episode. I successfully got into the hotel by pretending to be a hotel guest. When I saw that two of the assigned reporters were already there, I was caught between two emotions — the learned desire to nail a story and my instinctive aversion to pain. At almost four p.m., or an hour after the deadline had lapsed. I finally decided to leave. I tried to get out as a hotel guest and failed. When the Magdalo guards who were blocking the front door with only a thick rope finally gave the go signal, I got out, luckily with minutes to spare before government troops stormed the hotel with tear gas.
I saw and took videos of the SWAT boys and their big playthings and swore not to wear wedges as I ran away from the warning shots I realized were being fired my way.
I did not suffer the humiliation of being dragged out, handcuffed, or “processed.” I am now known — among friends who were worried after seeing me on TV thumbing my Blackberry inside the hotel — as “palos,” which I take to mean a slippery eel.

February 21st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
OFW to contribute money to LOZADA is a big joke, this investigation are all moro-moro, the senate had wasted so much people’s money for all this investigation but nothing happened so far. Siguro si Pangilinan dapat ang magbigay na lang marami naman silang mga pork barrel eh…hirap na hirap na kami dito na magtrabaho at maka pag ipon kami pa ang hihingian…unahin ko muna pamilya ko.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I enjoyed reading this, and the comments. Indeed.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am
thanks veronica. i was beginning to think all the media shared the thinking of whining ces drilon, abs-cbn reporters, et al. it is a relief to read a witty view…
January 15th, 2008 at 12:05 am
The ten “commandments” are well intended, but useless. The history of the past 20 years shows clearly that no one in RP is able to stage a real revolution.
Marcos’ ouster has been possible because “Big SIN” supported it with the power of the church. The main reason of Sin’s fall away, as explained by people close to FM, has been that Marcos did not accept imposing a church tax as it has been advised to Sin by his close friend, a German Cardinal and as it is usual in some european countries. At least, after Marcos’ ouster, the German church has donated the millions for putting up a catholic media network in RP.
That the coup of Enrile and Ramos became successful was also just a matter of accident, whether the tank commander on the way to arrest the two decided to break the chain of command or just fire a cannon shot over the barricading nuns. He went back, in case he would have ordered just one shot, all the blocking people would have been running and running, half deaf.
Later, all the coup attempts of Honasan, all have been classical examples how to assure failure. As reorted, there has been a difference in the timing of his military groups in and outside Manila. Mlitary support from Cebu could not reach Manila because the PAL pilot refused to fly them and went home, no one of the military was able to fly. Or the coup where the rebels took over a TV station but did not bring with them the tape which should be aired for to declare revolution. All that has been reported locally, so it should be true.
If even honored graduates of the military academy are not able to plan and do a coup, then really better if nobody other starts to try it, it only brings other people into trouble and jail.
Generally, nobody can think about removing a leadership without force, but then force has to include and accept even killing and to be killed. If this is not accepted, then the only way to remove a leadership is by vote, and then only if cheating can be avoided and eliminated.
People power? please remember that EDSA had a big crowd for some reasons only: Again the church has been involved, eating and drinking has been provided, rock concerts, other entertainment etc. etc. There was also a big text campaign, said to be helped by big tel companies. There have been very few of the people really interested to rally against the president, much more to just enjoy a big carnival.
Butz Aquino’s march to Manila remained all the way a matter of a small group, until police in Manila blocked them. Immediately more and more curious people came to look what happened and it became the big crowd, also not of people who wanted to join a rally.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
can you ask ping lacson to also please give me a copy of sun tzu’s slim tome the next time i visit the shangri-la lobby? who knows, i just might decide then and there to stage my own takeover!!! — not of the shangri-la, but of the … well, let me decide first and i’ll tell you soon, i mean later. CIAO!!!
January 14th, 2008 at 3:24 am
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January 8th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
The event in the Peninsula is just a part of the big comedy which are the Philippine politicians. The question is, who among them is or are the brain of this “revolution”?
Filipinos always take this for granted and just look at the surface of events which are most of the times, yung kwento lang ng media.
If we change our ways, we might come out with a real revolution, a revolution emanating from the people.
We do it this way and mind, you we don’t need the do’s and don’ts of Ms. Uy in waging a revolution.
January 8th, 2008 at 11:51 am
world is a stage.. once proclaimed by an elizabethan literary guildman.
trillanes et al, men in uniform and the news people actions at the manila peninsula bruhaha all fit in the above category.
it is a comedy of error. the manila peninsula fiasco was well stage and played by all the actors involved.
so lets all give it a rest. we got what we all expected from all sides. a sitcom, thats all.
ciao,
kayana2
January 8th, 2008 at 1:48 am
M/S Veronica Uy……with due respect, Mr. David Latterman could use you as the lead writer for his TOP TEN segment of his T.V. nightly program.
A well written commentary/advice for future revolutionary/rebel/dissatified military men/ambitious men without any clue or do not have a copy or who never read Sun Tzu’s Art of War. (smile)
You are the best I have read on this column.
January 7th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
this is bright! funny too…but it could have shone brighter when put out earlier; when other blogs on this event were flooded with varying sentiments, from the rational to the inane, furious views which oftentimes became more infuriating due to abuse of the english language